Dear Carrot Cake: I have thoroughly enjoyed spending time you with these past few days, but I sense that our time together is drawing to a close. I just want to take this opportunity to thank you for giving me sustenance during this period of emotional eating. Please know that you have done nothing wrong. I just want to part ways while our relationship is healthy. I know that we will meet again in the future and enjoy each other's company, but now I think it's wise if we take a break.